Are you worried about catching the swine flu? Do you have a plan for avoiding contagion or dealing with quarantine?
No, I'm British. It takes more than sniffles and a media panic to worry me. The whole thing is silly.
As long as the tea stocks don't dwindle, the remarkably unlikely quarantine will not bother me in the slightest. Especially not if I can get to Madagascar.
Also, the Falkirk Two (the couple who developed it on their return from their honeymoon in Mexico, and who are now FINE and out of hospital gosh it's so deadly) have apparently hooked up with Max Clifford to sell their story.